Texts from Last Night meets Persona 4. WARNING: POSSIBLE SPOILERS. Also often NSFW. Feel free to drop suggestions in our Ask box!
(607): So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.(607): These are the moments that bond souls forever.
(845): He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
(732): FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
(979): It’s been hot as balls outside. It’s like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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(315): I’m wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
(618): He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero(618): I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
(519): was it more than 30 minutes?(416): ya(519): then you’re in a relationship
(978): i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
(267): of course we have a beer bong(267): how else would we feed our christmas tree
(+61): Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
(719): Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
(902): I’ll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
(914): I’m sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
(757): Come on the kid is gayer than me(757): Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
[From Persona 4 The Animation, episode 25]
(516): i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal